I haven't posted any of these for a while.
"I hear, I say" incorporates the amusing things said and heard in a house with two five year olds and one chatty three year old....
I hope you get a giggle.
Miss G woke up the other night whimpering and I went in to see her and asked what was wrong...
"I have a sore neck Mama".
"A sore neck - did you bump your head or were you sleeping with it bent up?? Show me where it's sore honey?"
Points inside her mouth then says...
"I have a sore neck on the inside."
"Ahh does it hurt when you swallow?"
She's anatomically correct though - your throat is the inside of your neck I guess!
Conversation Miss A had with her Grandfather about the whereabouts of her Grandmother - told to us later by her Grandfather...
Miss A: "Where's Grandmazzie today Grandfather?"
GF: "She's gone to see a play."
Miss A: "Oh, what's it called?"
Miss A: "Omelette, hmmm, that's a funny name for a play!"
And it's not quite Shakespeare I am guessing.
Miss L singing a song I would happily never hear again for as long as I live called "Fairy Dancing".
"Just listen to your clothes and point your toes."
The correct lyric
"Just listen real close and point your toes."
Miss A while helping me at the sewing table.
Picks up a tool...
Miss A: "Mum, what's this?"
Me: "It's called a tailors awl."
Miss A: "Oh yeah, I know," breaking into song "Tailors awl as time, true as it can be...."
Sing it to the tune of Beauty and the Beast - tale as old as time.... got it??
They're small things - but amusing ones.
What made you laugh today??